Showing posts with label cheese. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cheese. Show all posts

Friday, March 11, 2016

Wisconsin Has Won the World Championship Cheese Contest!

All is right with the Universe. For the first time since 1988, a US Cheesemaker has won the World Championship Cheese Contest. And, mirabile dictu, it's a Wisconsin Cheesemaker!

(I was born and raised in Wisconsin, that's why I care so much.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPFmY5ur8oA
[I'm taking a break from my incessant self-promotion of my entry into an international cover song contest to blog about this development. That said, please do go ahead and watch the video of my Latin language version of the Adele song "Hello." If you like what you hear, please give me an upvote!]

The winner of the 2016 World Championship Cheese Contest is Wisconsin producer Emmi Roth.

 I remain ever so proud to be from Wisconsin. I'm especially proud to be a graduate of the University of Wisconsin-Madison--with three degrees from that school.

On Wisconsin!

Friday, November 20, 2015

Enjoying a Big Mac--in Latin!




A Latin translation of the ingredients of a Big Mac

Two All-Beef Patties
     duo isicia solum bubulae

Special Sauce
     embamma speciale

Lettuce
     lactuca

Cheese
     caseus

Pickles
     salgama

Onions
     caepae

On a Sesame-Seed Bun
     in collyride cum seminibus sesami

Friday, August 15, 2014

Made in Wisconsin: the World's Best Cheese

http://www.cedarvalleycheesestore.com/
This post was, of course, inevitable. There's obviously one about beer coming some time in the future, as well.

But I know you're interested in more than just the simple assertion of a loyal Wisconsinite who hails from Dairy Farming stock. 

In this post, I'll explain historically how Wisconsin emerged as the undisputed leader of the dairy industry in the United States.


Still America's Dairyland

Wisconsin became the nation's largest producer of dairy, including milk, in 1915. It would remain the largest milk producer outright until the 1990's. In 1993, California surpassed Wisconsin in overall milk production. In 1998, California passed Wisconsin for the largest number of dairy cows.

But keep in mind that Wisconsin has just 1.8% of the total US population.  California has 12%. So Wisconsin is obviously producing enormously more milk per capita than California. And Wisconsin still is outright producing more cheese than any other state. Therefore Wisconsin still has every right to continue calling itself "America's Dairyland."


How Did We Get There?

The explanation of how Wisconsin emerged in 1915 as the largest milk producer, with cheese production in tow, is a combination of historical accidents and good planning.

When Wisconsin became a state in 1849, lead mining was one of the leading industries. Shortly after statehood, Wisconsin invested in an extensive rail network, which would allow it to more efficiently move any of its products to other parts of the country.

Encouraged by cheap (or even free) land, many people already experienced in dairy farming from areas like New York State began moving to Wisconsin. 

The University of Wisconsin-Madison also had a significant impact in helping Wisconsin achieve high dairy production. The relationship between the University and the governmental and economic interests is quite unique to Wisconsin. So much so, that it is termed the "Wisconsin Idea." The UW-Madison actively encouraged dairy farming in its agriculture school and the percentage of farmers raising cows for milk steadily increased.

People such as my ancestors, Norwegian on my Mom's side and Swiss German on my Dad's, brought their Old World expertise in cheese making. 

Granted, people from Switzerland who knew how to make cheese also settled in Minnesota. But it was the combination of the steadily rising production of milk due to the factors I described above, as well as the introduction of talented cheese makers from abroad that resulted in Wisconsin beginning to dominate the cheese market as well.


https://www.wisconsincheesemart.com/item/cheddar-cheese-mild-wheel-Pd/
Now, at this point Wisconsin cheese making has over a hundred years of tradition and cumulative expertise. California is close on our heels for overall cheese production, just about four percentage points behind. But even if they ever do make more of the stuff, people will still gravitate toward that "Made in Wisconsin" label, because they will know the tradition and the quality.


My Cheese Recommendation
 

http://www.theoldfashioned.com/
If you're ever in Madison, Wisconsin, I strongly urge you to go to a restaurant on the Square called The Old Fashioned. They serve classic Wisconsin food. Make sure you get an order of their deep fried cheese curds. Best I've ever had! 

Here's a picture of them from Jeanne Carpenter's blog "Cheese Underground." Click to visit her blog and learn more from a true expert and connoisseur of Wisconsin cheese! I love her motto: Have fun. Do good. Eat cheese.

http://cheeseunderground.blogspot.com/2012/10/the-downtown-madison-deep-fried-cheese.html









Keith Massey was born and raised in Madison, Wisconsin. He has his doctorate from the University of Wisconsin-Madison in Biblical Hebrew, with a minor in Arabic. After 9/11, he served as an Arabic linguist at the NSA. He is currently a Latin teacher at a public high school in New Jersey.


Keith is the author of Intermediate Arabic for Dummies. His fiction novels follow the adventures of Andrew Valquist, roughly patterned after himself--a man born and raised in Wisconsin who gets pulled into the world of international intrigue. 



Keith's novels are A Place of Brightness, Amor Vincit Omnia: An Andrew Valquist Adventure, Next Stop: Spanish, and In Saecula Saeculorum.




Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Made in Wisconsin: One Horrible State Quarter

Just keeping it real, folks. I'll almost universally praise my home state of Wisconsin in this series, but I have to be honest and admit that our commemorative state quarter was, to put it kindly, a lost opportunity to not just stereotype ourselves.


Take a look. If we really were just trying to highlight Wisconsin industries, there was no reason to include both the head of a cow and also a piece of cheese. And then, to just throw in an ear of corn to boot! Folks, three redundant symbols of agriculture kind of makes the motto "Forward" look a little ridiculous!

Let me be very clear. I am not attributing this catastrophe to its engraver Alfred Maletsky. Mr. Maletsky is a talented artist who also produced the New Jersey, New York, and Missouri quarters. He was just doing his job. The symbols he carved are beautiful.



The shape of Wisconsin is so recognizable, it should certainly have been the primary feature. And then, if you wanted to represent industry, I would have picked the cheese, and then, even though many would protest, a mug of beer. And then, perhaps a pickaxe to symbolize the importance of mining in Wisconsin, especially early in her history. And there certainly should have been a pine tree, to symbolize the great significance of the paper industry in the North.

Here are two "almost made the cut" designs, neither of which, in my opinion, is really any better than the abomination we ended up with. First off, we have one on the theme "Early Exploration." If we had gone with this, there would have been understandable criticism that one of these early explorers didn't ultimately care for the changes the other one brought.


Finally, here is another contender on the theme "Scenic Wisconsin." When people find out I'm from Wisconsin, they have, at times, asked if we have sidewalks there. This quarter design certainly wouldn't have done our reputation any favors. We've got here the animal we try not to hit with our cars, looking out over a scene that could really be anywhere in the US that has a barn and a river.

So, that's my twenty-five cents worth on the topic.






Keith Massey was born and raised in Madison, Wisconsin. He has his doctorate from the University of Wisconsin-Madison in Biblical Hebrew, with a minor in Arabic. After 9/11, he served as an Arabic linguist at the NSA. He is currently a Latin teacher at a public high school in New Jersey.


Keith is the author of Intermediate Arabic for Dummies. His fiction novels follow the adventures of Andrew Valquist, roughly patterned after himself--a man born and raised in Wisconsin who gets pulled into the world of international intrigue. 



Keith's novels are A Place of Brightness, Amor Vincit Omnia: An Andrew Valquist Adventure, Next Stop: Spanish, and In Saecula Saeculorum.






Monday, August 11, 2014

Made in Wisconsin

I was born and raised in Wisconsin. I only left there in 2002 to go to work for the Top Secret National Security Agency
Uncle Josh's Bait! Click to Visit their Website
after 9/11. 


As I was setting out this morning on a fishing expedition, my neighbor gave me a vial of bait he had purchased but hadn't yet used. To my initial surprise, it was produced, mirabile dictu, in Fort Atkinson, Wisconsin. 

As the initial surprise wore off, however, I settled into the realization that a Wisconsin fishing product showing up in New Jersey made perfect sense. Let's face it, everywhere in this country, people look upon Wisconsin as a pristine and pure place where the cheese is infinitely better, the trees must grow taller, the fishing, certainly, but even the beer is better.


http://www.organicvalley.coop/
Organic Valley Sour Cream. Click to visit their Website
I mean, I'm never surprised when I buy organic sour cream here in New Jersey and find it's from Wisconsin.

But this got me to thinking.

"Made in Wisconsin" has a cache about it that many other states must envy.

I mean, there are other states with a claim to fame, to be sure.

Florida Orange Juice! 

Idaho Potatoes!

California Wines!

And "Made in Detroit" might not mean what it once did, but at least people do understand the reference.

But "Made in Wisconsin" somehow impresses people around the US, whether the product be beer, dairy, bait, or who knows what.

And so, inspired by this experience, I'll be making a series of posts on this topic. Wisconsin is truly special place that occupies the imagination of this country dramatically more than its population should have predicted. And there are a lot of stories to tell.

I sadly don't live there currently, but I'll always be from there. And I will never be from anywhere else.

I was "Made in Wisconsin," as well. And I'm so proud of it.



Keith Massey was born and raised in Madison, Wisconsin. He has his doctorate from the University of Wisconsin-Madison in Biblical Hebrew, with a minor in Arabic. After 9/11, he served as an Arabic linguist at the NSA. He is currently a Latin teacher at a public high school in New Jersey.


Keith is the author of Intermediate Arabic for Dummies. His fiction novels follow the adventures of Andrew Valquist, roughly patterned after himself--a man born and raised in Wisconsin who gets pulled into the world of international intrigue. 


Keith's novels are A Place of Brightness, Amor Vincit Omnia: An Andrew Valquist Adventure, Next Stop: Spanish, and In Saecula Saeculorum.

Sunday, November 27, 2011

A Land Flowing with Milk and ... Wine?

That's the title of a chapter in my book, Original Thin: the Paleo Diet in the Bible and Ancient Literature.

I argue that Paleo purists are wrong in asserting that we should avoid dairy products and alcohol simply because ancient humans didn't enjoy them or couldn't digest them.

I've made a video in which I argue my case:


I do hope that other Paleo enthusiasts can either agree to disagree with me or agree with me on these points. I really don't want to be branded as "that Paleo guy who supports dairy and drinking." But I have to be true to my principles. So, people, be fair to me and at least hear me out.

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